Okay so I'm not asking you literally to get naked. This a more bare your soul, bare your heart kinda deal. But still it's really fun to say Let's get naked!
Now before we go forward, I want you to ask yourself, NOT do I need this course or service, but instead do I want to take it? Do I think I will enjoy it?
I make no guarantees. No promises.
But what if you could enjoy this? What if it wasn't about getting anywhere or fixing anything. What if it was simply because you had the thought "yes I want to do that." So yes you did! Because we are whole sparkly beings and we get to choose to do whatever the fuck we want to. If we approach things because we think we are broken or deficient, then we will always be disappointed.
Ask yourself this question, how could I be broken without being a whole? Your brokenness offers clue that you are already perfectly whole. Okay that's a shitty metaphor that breaks down because pieces of pieces can be broken too. But I think simply because we are alive, we are whole and the brokenness is just layers of our heart shedding. Layers of our old selves breaking down.
So underneath all that shedding and sloughing, what does your heart want to do? Does it want to make art? Does it want to write? Do you get that resounding yes? Follow your hell yeses! Even if it's just a hell yes to trying. That's still a hell yes!
My Offerings Magic, Play and Celebration!
I'm taking time to percolate on what sorts of courses or Playshops I will offer. What that will look like and where they will be. I have three areas I dance between: shamanism, storytelling and stardom. So expect my offerings to weave some or all of these into a culmination of living colour and celebration! Check back soonish!
Are you simply panting to play with me right now? Here are some things I can offer to you right now.
Wordplay Dates $50/hour We play with words, dialogue, ink spills, self expression. I always like to start with some grounding and end with some gratitudes. So it's writing but with a spiritual sandwich! I see writing as play, but there are ways to make it more effective and really yank someone's attention.
Business Brainstorming and Blurbs $40/hour I'm new to this, but I seem to have a flair for words. I will play around with words until we arrive upon just the right combination for your business. I will also help you refine your idea and put it into concrete terms so people understand what the fuck you are talking about. I am willing to write a little intro blurb and even an about section for you. Honestly one of my favourite things is brainstorming and birthing new ideas.
ZOOP Playdates $60/hour or $100/2 hours
You want your employees, party guests or community to come together and spell out "Starfish" with their asses or shimmy till they break? Drink fake milkshakes and throw back their heads laughing? Then ZOOP: Zany Outlandish Organic Play, is for you and all of us who want to play cooperatively together! This is a great way to deepen connections, build camaraderie and work on our abs because we will be laughing so hard.
I recommend 2 hours, because you just get going at 1 hour and then it's hard to stop! Playdates may include: Laughter Yoga Icebreakers Singing Dance Silly accents Moos and Meows Improv Consensual Touch Volcanoes Exploding!! Kablooie!
And will always include: Laughter & Gratitude Heartwarming & Love!
Here is What the lovely Bernard (lovely fellow in the red shirt below) had to say about our ZOOP groups! "There is a time when we just want to act silly and go back to our childhood and just bring out our inner self. Just dance like no one is watching; sing like no one is listening; laugh like you have never been hurt. We do that in this group. Dance in spirit, then act in yourself, then sing like your real self, laugh like no tomorrow, make animal sound like we are one in nature, share our thoughts to a listening group, shout F*&K like it is just any word of expression and finally decorate each other like a tree. At the end we leave and go back to the real world. But these 2 hours of solid fellowship lead by a lady, Alice, allows us to be our real selves and be a kid again. YOU must join us the next round." -Bernard Chan
Actress/Model So I'm the star of my own YouTube channel, and I acted in this French play once, so obviously I am highly qualified. I do adore the theatre. I do adore the stage. So, if you think I'd be a great actress for your video, or you just have to have me up on stage. Don't hesitate to contact me. Unless you want me for sex stuff. In which cause DO hesitate. Unless it's like really tasteful and feminist and empowering, and sends a good message and then I might be all for it!